Monday, August 4, 2008

Judgey Wudgey Was A Bear


There are a million wonderful and not so wonderful things to observe while on the bus. Today on the 151 headed toward Diversey and Sheridan this girl boards the bus with her sister and 2 year old nephew and to my great surprise she is wearing a shirt and only a shirt.
It looks as if she's just done the walk of shame down Michigan Avenue, all day, but the bastard wasn't nice enough to give her some pants or shorts and she didn't have enough dignity to go home and change.
I know sometimes girls coming from or going to the beach just throw on a shirt but girlfriend did not have on a swim suit underneath this over sized button down Oxford. WTF?! Everyone with eyes looked at the poor girl like how much do you charge an hour? And I thought, clearly not that much if you're on the bus and wearing just a shirt and slut heels.
I mean come on! This is America! We are a country first populated by prudes. One has got to know that if you're going to go outside in downtown Chicago wearing a shirt as a dress you will get judged, by everyone. The homeless people will even judge you.

The Kicker: She had a shopping bag from Express, which means she could have bought some pants and put them on before leaving the store....

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